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So I feel a bit iffy about posting this here. This is a project I started working on about three months ago, doing bits as time went on and then spending most of my time working on the quiz series instead.
Throughout the quiz series my art and general work quality improved (I think) but I didn't want to re-do this whole project or throw it away.
Another issue is the audio. My computer seems to have a pretty intense heart murmur and the way that I recorded everything seems to be really noticeable in this, I tried cleaning it up but this is about as good as it gets.
I'll definitely do more work with voice acting included so I will invest in a microphone and get my computer on some sort of medicine.
With that said, please do review my stuff, I crave constructive criticism, without your words I don't get better yo!

Mwuah! Promise I'll deliver something more worthy of your attention next time!


OK so the art and animation needs some work, it is a bit of an improvement over some of your previous stuff but it still has a way to go. You know this already you comment about it, so that isn't why I am reviewing. I am reviewing because you come up with some great off the wall choices but then you don't follow through. We essentially get a game over screen. I mean with gems like 'Say hello to oral herpes bitch' and 'My uncle did it way better you aren't topping anything' you have to follow through with more than 'How about you don't try being a creep'. And seriously 'I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die' is totally a classic line (actually paraphrased from 'I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die' from Johnny Cash - Falsom Prison Blues) and one that I will use at random in much less appropriate context (though I say 'I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him bleed'), and the line deserves way more than 'How about you don't try being a creep' and 'I picked up this hitchhiker girl. threw her out of a moving car, and then gently kissed her', totally deserves an animation. Morbid? Perhaps, but that kind of humor could bring this from being a very mediocre porn game to an awesomely hilarious porn game. I'm just saying. You already at least have some of that kind of a sense of humor or you wouldn't make the joke answers like that. As it stands not very good, but it is a slight improvement over your older stuff. Consider following through with the joke answers.

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DeSaGames responds:

That's a stellar idea! I'll be sure to put in a bit more than a game over screen next time, this was just a bit of an old project so I was kind of rushing to finally finish it but I guess that's not really an excuse.
Thanks for the advice though! Will make sure to incorporate it soon!

it doesn't turn me on for some reason
it's just doesn't for a certain reason
but you did your best so 2.5 stars should be fine
not good but not bad

DeSaGames responds:

More quality porn coming right up!
Stay tuned.

The sex scenes are very crude and look like they were done badly on purpose. I hope this wasn't meant to be a joke...

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DeSaGames responds:

The sex scenes were made a couple of months ago so they're not exactly up to par with my mediocre art skills at the moment. I just felt a need to finally finish off this project and get started on something completely new instead of starting something new. With that said, you can look forward to some much better sex scenes from me in the future!

This game basically has one direct pathway to the end of the plot. I didn't really like that part of the game; however, the graphics were pretty decent and I liked the voice-acting touch to the game. Overall not a very exciting game in my opinion, but with a little work I think this game could be going places. :)

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For once one of these games has a choice system that actually makes sense rather then just being a porn simulator. Plus the taunting when you made a wrong choice was a nice touch, though making me start over was kinda meh. One huge downside though was that black screen at the end, kinda killed the mood.

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2.34 / 5.00

Jul 13, 2013
5:33 PM EDT
Adventure - Point 'n Click