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*** WARNING! ONLY WORKS IN CHROME FOR NOW ***
*** WARNING 2! click on PLAY IN NEW WINDOW!!****

DO NOT TRY TO PLAY THIS UNTIL YOU DO THESE TWO THINGS!

Made for the 48-hour Molyjam.

Old Mr. Hubbard is up to his no-good tricks again trying to win devotees for his church. But can his evil intentions turn out beneficial to Tom Cruise who is on the prowl for a new mate? Play to find out!

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So I guess this means it won't work on Firefox. I try moving it up and down, left and right. Doesn't do much but moving. If this is just a joke spam game then, LMFAO!!!

It was funny, but the amount of clicking required for each bit of dialog, that after the first time is just in the way & i'm not likely to try to find all 8 endings. Might be better if more dialog was displayed at once reducing clicks (I realize some of the jokes are going to need single phrases clicked thru) i can't quite guess what the variations are for all endings. I got 2 & i'm walking away. Essentially it's a long joke, with 8 different punchlines, and after the first "set up" it can become grating to click thru it all. A button to restart would be nice also, rather than just reloading the page

But for what it was - I liked it.

wut.

Fantastic game...

Is what I would have said in 2002

Finnegan2100 responds:

1) This is my 2nd HTML5 game.
2) I made this in 48 hrs.
3) And? What's your point if it looks like a game from 2002? So what?