Jon/Professor Birch: "Dancing is forbidden!"
Thanks for the Torchic, Chimchar, and Oshawott you gave me, Professor Jon Birch.
The thing they said about boners and masturbation, dude.
This is why I always lock my door and am silent.
That'd be hilarious if someone made a masturbation video of them in class.
I'm surprised it doesn't already exist to my current knowledge.
I will have to look it up tomorrow just to make sure.
What would someone type into the Google search engine to find out about it?