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Assured Destruction

rated 3.87 / 5 stars
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Action - Shooter - Fixed

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Jun 10, 2013 | 7:03 PM EDT
  • Daily 5th Place June 12, 2013

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HE ONLY WANTED TO CLEAN!!! 5 Points Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
IT BURNS!!! 10 Points Buy a taco
Long live filth! 10 Points Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Yellow stone? LOL 25 Points Buy a flaming hot taco.
Majestic like a bird 50 Points Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Experimental substances 100 Points Buy doner
Mans Best Friend 100 Points Buy broccoli
Massive dump 100 Points Buy the last kebab

Author Comments

A defense game where one must defend their butt against progressively more difficult waves of cleaning product enemies. It features upgrades that create new gameplay elements and many comedic situations.


Click to shoot

Number keys to change weapons (or space to toggle)

Description of weapons:

Tacos give you a stream of poop to shoot

Burritos give you shotgun abilities

Beans give you farts that push enemies back but do very little damage

Broccoli gives you a helper that shoots for you

Kebab gives you constipation which shoots through most enemies and gravitates towards your mouse

Chicken Kebab gives you explosive diarrhea which kills everything but has a long cool-down time

Doner gives you a splitting bullet which splits on contact with enemy

The amount of bad puns made during the production of this game were way too high :P. I hope you enjoy the game; please leave me feedback, good or bad, so my next game can be better!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow, what a s h i tty game!!!

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Choga responds:

:') This review makes me happy.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

lmao, what a bizarre concept for a game, a tiny part disturbing, most parts entertaining! Fo shitzle. Graphics are really the only thing that could be potentially improved, fancier/more consistent typography for some of interface text, stuff like that. Also bit difficult dialog to hear in that introduction, so much echo. In terms of gameplay and entertainment value it's mile high though, nice work!


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Choga responds:

I'm glad you enjoyed the game! Thanks for the feedback :). For my next game I am going to improve on the graphics and sound design. Thanks again for the review!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I have spent a hell of a lot more time playing this than i anticipated.... good job because i have adhd... really kept my attention.

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Choga responds:

That's great to hear :D. Glad you enjoyed it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy Shit!... literally.


Choga responds:

xD glad you enjoyed it!