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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lol, very funny. Love the quality. easy 5 stars.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like how you took a simple concept (two people standing in front of a gate), and gave them things to do and made something interesting out of it. I like how the chosen guy has his face painted, the driver's face painted, and the faces of the ostriches painted. It's one of those very nice and silly details. The way the guards talk to each other, I get the sense that the younger one has been at the job for a while, but is still learning a few things. It's very realistic in that sense.

The ending was hilarious too. It made so much sense. "Wait...I have a spear. That's right!" I liked that the death animation wasn't over the top, or blood and gore everywhere. Very classy.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

simply genius.
potentially better with the removal of actual 'swearing' word, they detract from the wordy-ness of it all.
love the interaction between the two main characters.
great supportive role creation of the subsidiary characters
Interesting interaction between different periods of history
love the innocent randomness too "it looked like a biscuit, i wanted to eat it... (long pause)"


Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL! Good animation, good humor,even has a theme tune. SAUSAGE!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

F*cking awesome!
Guards, we gonna last forever.....
Keep doing what your doing!!!!