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Destitute Donkey Kong

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When Mario moved on to bigger and better things in the 1980s, he didn't have time to "rescue" Pauline from Donkey Kong anymore. But few people know the truth: Donkey Kong and Pauline are actually lovers.

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Indeed, Eating only one type of Food (monodietieng) Is a very efficient way of losing weight. But, nobody reallt cares so. Have all my stars.

how she could be so that fat if she only eats bananas?

loved the part were pauline got in to the fight over dk about bananas.