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Facebook Ruined My Life

rated 4.18 / 5 stars
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Apr 18, 2013 | 3:27 AM EDT
  • Daily 5th Place April 19, 2013

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Make sure you check your Facebook page before going to a job interview...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I have a facebook account but I don't use it, so if anyone tries to look up my facebook account they won't get any info at all! I don't even have a single profile picture!

ADASport responds:

That's smart :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

couldn't be more true, you should have one public profile(to help persuade people you aren't a monster like everyone who met you says you are), and one profile for your very best friends, make sure to never let the two mix, otherwise you get arrested/suspended because you play video games, watch youtube videos, and share a newgrounds cartoon or two, depending on what age you are the legal consequences are different. remember, only people on the internet can be your very best friends, all local people are out to ruin you and eliminate you by backstabbing you for any reason (like if you are taller, stronger, and better looking than all the other guys in town), never trust anyone you meet in person, especially in a small town.
it is also important to note that some employers will not hire you if you don't have a facebook, those companies believe you are trying to hide something and that makes you danger to society in their eyes. so it is good to have that fake facebook with your real name to deceive those type of people. the only way to survive in real life is to be as fake as everyone else.

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ADASport responds:

That's a good point!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This is why I don't have a Facebook or Twitter...but this is really good, dude!

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ADASport responds:

Thank you, dude!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it man! Yeah, my Facebook name is not my real name, and if they tried to find my Facebook, Good luck to them. Privacy has been stolen since 1994.

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ADASport responds:

Ha, that's smart :)


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ha! Well I know what I should do whenever I go on my next interview and they fuck with me ;)

Sad part is I keep hearing this shit is true. No one fucks with my facebook that's for sure. Anyway as usual this was pretty funny as expected. Keep up the good work!

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ADASport responds:

Thank you buddy!