(Taking X-Files audio out of context to create a new, "better" plot.)
OH HAI NEWGROUNDS. I'm BACK! I missed you. I hope we can be friends again. What? You were just a wee toddler back when I used to make stuff? Oh. Well then. NEVER MIND.
Everyone remembers The X-Files, right? This is a current thing that everyone's watching, right now, in the 90s, right?
If you're curious, the audio came pretty much from a single episode of the X-Files. (S06E16) Listening to the dialogue and ignoring the context, a far superior plot formed in my head. It just feels so natural. I imagine that this is what Mulder would have been like if there was a season 10.