He was pissing in excitement after he discovered the Coke machine, that fucker really wanted a Coke! Then to his dismay his coke came out covered in shit! HAHAHAHAHAA
Master of the universe.
This is true. I actually job share with He-Man. He is Master of the Universe on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I take over the post on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. We alternate Sundays, because it's just fair that way.
What is happened!?
If you watch this movie backwards that man face-shits on the coke then telepathically puts it back into the machine. Then the machine pays him for it!