He was pissing in excitement after he discovered the Coke machine, that fucker really wanted a Coke! Then to his dismay his coke came out covered in shit! HAHAHAHAHAA
Hahahaha YOU GOT IT, BRUTHA!
Master of the universe.
This is true. I actually job share with He-Man. He is Master of the Universe on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I take over the post on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. We alternate Sundays, because it's just fair that way.
What is happened!?
Things and that.
If you watch this movie backwards that man face-shits on the coke then telepathically puts it back into the machine. Then the machine pays him for it!
YOU FIGURED OUT THE SECRET OF ESREVER!