Lmfao this is probably the most accurate thing that i've ever seen, Get super powers, Get bitches.
That would be a hilariously underwhelming superhero origin. "A TV program said if I stared at the sun, I'd get super powers. So I did. And I did."
Even so, that doesn't stop this from being the funniest possible thing I've even seen, ever.
what to do? hmm... I KNOW! *goes to strip club*
Dis is my shit :3
Thank you for making this!
if only it worked.