Might I suggest Mr. Rice Pirate that you make a full time Porn/Hentai next time. It might prove vastly popular.
Because tits, mang. Because tits.
Where can you even find a strip club where you can hire the strippers out as working girls. I'm pretty sure that's banned almost every where in the USA. If not by law, then by management policies.
THAT ASSSSS loved it LOL