A LEGEND HARRY!
not bad dude
I liked the rhyming list of crimes there, and loitering, you can't forget the loitering. Maybe it's because it was shorter, but it's nice to see that things can be more simplistic and still get laughs; you didn't cram a bunch of stuff in and force the humor.
This is too awesome!
MISTER PARTRIDGE! Your work is outstanding as always. I can only ask you to keep your awesomnesszence on! HAHAHAH