As a general rule, when you make a game that is a rip off/tribute/whatever you want to call this to a game that's more than a decade old and somehow manages to be less fun than it, you've done something wrong. Namely, that you seem well aware of how awful the random deaths are, and yet seem to think the "humour" makes up for it. One, no it doesn't. Two, even if the random deaths didn't make this game completely not worth playing, you aren't exactly winning me over with your "humour" either. Ninja fridge? Accidental explosions? That's the kind of jokes you felt were worth allowing poor game design?
Fact is, if this is honestly something that took you two years to make, you need to either give up or rethink your understanding of game design. If I want an awful and boring skiing simulator, I and the rest of the world has Ski Free. I frankly don't know what someone would have to want to have any desire to play this though.