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Originally when making this I didn't realize it would be released so close to Valentine's Day so, I guess this is a V Day cartoon!

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uhhhh... why didnt he point the gun at his face at the end ? he pointed it at his chest. u look like lazy muffin is a big sinspiration of urs

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This video. I like it.

Oh here is the real way: Grab Her Tits

Grabbing tits can be romantic if you know what you're doing :P Bravo good sir!

An OK ending, coul have been better