Sturgeon Stimulator -2013

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This is my first ever flash game, and first ever upload to NG.
I thought of this pun this morning, and decided to learn flash to make it happen
I know its a bad pun, filled with errors, but I can't stand listening to that casualty song anymore to try and debug it.
that and its 4:44 am.
What am I doing.
I'm going to bed.

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Thank you for this great game(and thanks for the caviar)! It's 5 am here and im filled with warmth and happiness!
These puns deserve AAA graphics! Maybe you can get a deal with facepunstudios?

Well onto the constructive criticism:
The mouth of the sturgeon(when it is angry) is floating below its body, which ruins immersion a bit.
It would be great if you could add a right-hand mode, so the controls would feel less clunky for us right-handed people.
Another thing i hope to see in a future version would be achievements.

You go bro!

WTF! how do u even play this?!?!?!

da fuq did i just play

Was i just pleasuring a fish? Lol, well i'll give you a star for staying up till 4, but to be honest you probably shouldn't have gone to the trouble. Maybe including the floating things a bit more and actually telling me what i was meant to do would have made this game lot more interesting. Oh well its still better than what i can do.

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2.47 / 5.00

Feb 1, 2013
11:51 PM EST
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