I thought it was pretty good in a very NGish humor kind of way. Not bad, you put your stamp on it.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
A giraffe who is in a rut and constantly works tries to mix up his day by attempting to save a cow from a boulder. He fails, and his boss finds him and throws him back into work