The Pokemon Hoarder

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Professor Oak only created the Pokedex to make going around and collecting pokemon for his hoard seem fun to children.

Song credits:
Pallet Town Orchestra by Chesderman
Together Forever by J. P. Hartmann
Lavender Town Music Box by CelestOrion
Original Lavender Town Theme by Pokemon red/blue/yellow


omg the music made it... it was so fucking creepy and i thought it made scary sense that there were no charmanders or squirtles since most (all) players pick charmander to start and thus Gary (DOUCHE) gets squirtle.

fuckin onyx man...

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Mosamabindrawin responds:

Thankyou! :D

Oh. My. Fucking. GOD! That was probably one the most depraved and sick things I've seen in awhile.But why I wonder. Why did I laugh?

Oh man I'm going to hell.

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Mosamabindrawin responds:

If you're going to hell for laughing at it, THEN WHERE AM I GOING FOR HAVING CREATED IT!? OH GOD NO SAKDLJHSDFJKHS;

at first it was funny and then towards the end it was so fucked up.

Christ, I didn't think Oak would kill someone for asking what happens to the Starter that doesn't get picked. Either way, A good moment for tripping balls and mindfucks, Details were nice, And this gave a good look at ACTUAL Hoarders, Animal Hoarders to be more accurate. Just replace the Pokemon with Real Animals, And pretty much you'd get the idea.

Mosamabindrawin responds:

I don't think he would have been able to kill a normal kid, but because the kid was dressed as a jigglypuff it made it a lot easier on him because hes already use to abusing pokemon.

oh man the human centipepde lol it took me a minuet to realize that was a snorlax haha

Mosamabindrawin responds:

I was hoping people would be confused by it up until it got its head up

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4.07 / 5.00

Jan 13, 2013
3:00 PM EST
Comedy - Parody
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