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Nov 30, 2012 | 12:04 PM EST

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Badge of Compassion 5 Points You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
Badge of Crunchiness 5 Points For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
Badge of Gullibility 5 Points You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.
Badge of Loss 5 Points Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
Badge of Nouvelle Cuisine 5 Points The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.
Badge of Patience 5 Points You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
Badge of Time Gone 5 Points Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.
Badge of Videogaming Mastery 5 Points To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.
Badge of Viscousness 5 Points For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
Badge of Normality 25 Points Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.
Badge of Arcade Identity 50 Points Reach level 2 in Arcade mode
Badge of Love 50 Points Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.
Badge of WAAAARRGGHH!!! 50 Points Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).
Badge of Arcade Supremacy 100 Points Reach level 3 in Arcade mode
Badge of Arcade Ultimatum 100 Points Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode
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Author Comments

Joe Average's life was a tranquil one till he met the girl of his dreams. The only problem - she doesn't seem to like hairy guys very much. The moment has come for Joe to put his skills and courage to test, and his manliness on the line:
WILL HE ENDURE A COMPLETE WAX in the strangest of beauty clinics? Only you can help him make it so!


CONTROLS: Depending on the instructions shown, WASD and the mouse

There are three modes:
NORMAL: Players in this game have to conquer 18 minigames and a tricky boss battle in order to succeed. This is more than a challenge. Is a test of endurance and manliness! But don't sweat too much over the ending....this is what hard mode exists for!

HARD: Same as above, but over WHUN THOWZAND harder. Only those truly motivated can see the TRUE ENDING to this epic tale of resistance and mighty love!

ARCADE: The ultimate test for those who crave a highscore, it presents an endless mix of minigames with the added boon of score-balloon-popping. Can you advance to the terrible level 3? (Also: what lies beyond? I never made it that far...)

It is strongly suggested to try normal mode first. And play the cutscenes. At least once.

Yes. Despite the theme there is no nudity and only cartoon violence. WARNING: people with sensitive eyes might find a small part of the final boss in hard mode a little eye straining.
Please, be wary.

Giovanni Beninato (me) - story, graphics, music, some SFX - sound effects
Special thanks to TomFulp of Newgrounds and the Stencyl Team

For questions, licenses, critiques, compliments, words of wisdom, friendship requests, or ANY other kind of request, send me a private message.

Feedback is appreciated. Enjoy the game!



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not a bad game but not be able to choose arrows instead of wasd downed it two points.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nice game and have a lot of medal, just nice :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is a reference to Wario Ware where u need to do before the time ended or until the time ended

Great game,and Hilarious

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ah Nostalgia! Great game dude!
It reminded me of Leisure Suit Larry 2 , where he gets a full body wax , like Gravedrone said below.
I only wish this had mature content as well... I'm cutting half a star because of that
The classic animation and slapstick humor was enjoyable.
The smiling and frowning elevator (with that music) was trippy.

Some of the levels were too hard for me though, like the single wax strip mini-game.
I wasn't able to complete normal mode even after 10 play-throughs.
I guess I better keep trying then..
The medals were an excellent addition, thanks for those.

I hope you make plenty of games like this in the future, but with adult content please.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

weird in all the right ways, i loved it, you balenced it perfect, simple and challenging at the same time and it looked detailed and retro, i hope to see more also sorta reminded me of leisure suit larry, very very fun