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Badge of Compassion 5 Points

You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.

Badge of Crunchiness 5 Points

For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?

Badge of Gullibility 5 Points

You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.

Badge of Loss 5 Points

Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.

Badge of Nouvelle Cuisine 5 Points

The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.

Badge of Patience 5 Points

You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.

Badge of Time Gone 5 Points

Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.

Badge of Videogaming Mastery 5 Points

To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.

Badge of Viscousness 5 Points

For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.

Badge of Normality 25 Points

Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.

Badge of Arcade Identity 50 Points

Reach level 2 in Arcade mode

Badge of Love 50 Points

Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.

Badge of WAAAARRGGHH!!! 50 Points

Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).

Badge of Arcade Supremacy 100 Points

Reach level 3 in Arcade mode

Badge of Arcade Ultimatum 100 Points

Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode

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Author Comments

Joe Average's life was a tranquil one till he met the girl of his dreams. The only problem - she doesn't seem to like hairy guys very much. The moment has come for Joe to put his skills and courage to test, and his manliness on the line:
WILL HE ENDURE A COMPLETE WAX in the strangest of beauty clinics? Only you can help him make it so!

- OVERVIEW -

CONTROLS: Depending on the instructions shown, WASD and the mouse

There are three modes:
NORMAL: Players in this game have to conquer 18 minigames and a tricky boss battle in order to succeed. This is more than a challenge. Is a test of endurance and manliness! But don't sweat too much over the ending....this is what hard mode exists for!

HARD: Same as above, but over WHUN THOWZAND harder. Only those truly motivated can see the TRUE ENDING to this epic tale of resistance and mighty love!

ARCADE: The ultimate test for those who crave a highscore, it presents an endless mix of minigames with the added boon of score-balloon-popping. Can you advance to the terrible level 3? (Also: what lies beyond? I never made it that far...)

It is strongly suggested to try normal mode first. And play the cutscenes. At least once.

- CAN ANYONE PLAY IT? -
Yes. Despite the theme there is no nudity and only cartoon violence. WARNING: people with sensitive eyes might find a small part of the final boss in hard mode a little eye straining.
Please, be wary.

-CREDITS-
Giovanni Beninato (me) - story, graphics, music, some SFX
freesfx.co.uk - sound effects
Special thanks to TomFulp of Newgrounds and the Stencyl Team

For questions, licenses, critiques, compliments, words of wisdom, friendship requests, or ANY other kind of request, send me a private message.

Feedback is appreciated. Enjoy the game!

Reviews


Not bad, found my way giggling through some part, the "boss part" threw me at near the end with the mashing of the D



The animation isn't the best, the sound effects could use a lot of touching up, the levels themselves move much too quickly with very little warning, and the shaking screen is irritating to my eyes. The game is challenging, and might be fun to some, but is not my cup of tea by far



lame.... all I'm saying.



liked it. it was obivous that you were inspired by warioware and these little games were of that quality. i didn't like the art style too much, far too simple. but aside from that i had fun and guess thats what matters the most



this reminds me of wario ware


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Nov 30, 2012
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