What about "I HABE E CANCER B0SS" ?
Not sure what to say other than that this is lacking. There are only twelve samples, they've been compressed to the point where there's serious damage to the original audio quality, and almost all of the samples are so long there's no way you could use them situationally (eg. for a prank call.) You also omitted a lot of pretty iconic lines (b0ss pls)
Adding onto that, this is generally plain and unremarkable from a visual standpoint. Black text, white background, and the text isn't even centered in an organized fashion.
WELCOME TA DA RICE FEEELDZ MAATHA FUCKKKAAAAA