I seriously hope this game doesn't get deleted.
It just kind of drives you in. Half mutt, half horse, all MUTT HOSS.
Live the hoss, be the Hoss. Eaglerock Interactive brings you another adventure sure to guarantee joy. Music by unknown, a midi file I found.. Get you into the season and stuff.
Below is a walkthrough/guidethrough.
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We'll start you off with an oldschool ERI logo, just to set it off, but then it's straight to action!
Hint: Press backspace to repreview ANY board you want! Like if you wanna see that logo again? now you can!
2 Z to attack, x to i dunno.. Well, go ahead and shoot that tree.. you can try jousting it if you want.. get to 80... I don't know why I decided 80..
3 OKAY hit up the logo. I drew this one myself. Charcoal, Pastels, the works. Traditional.
Okay now the hut is throwing guns around. You have to be ready right? Throw up them guns.
Okay eXtreme beach time. Ever been to the beach? well you and the eiffel tower can. Ever been to the eiffel tower? You can find it on a map if you want.
Glitchy sidescroller time. Run to the right and witness the amazing effects on a creaky old boat.. It's sort of like that level of uncharted 3
Animated background borrowed from King of Fighters, you are in another battle.. You have to give the big guy with a monocle something to drink to calm him down... press Z to throw wonderful mixed fruity girl drinks at him and he loves to drink them.
Next up, catch the flowers, dodge the lasers.
Okay PLOT BOARD.. Press H to neigh.. Press h on any frame to neigh. Enter continues.
This next frame paces for the next frame... Listen to the music... Wait for the moment, press enter when ready.
eXtreme winter beach volleyball time. You get the mutt as your partner, you spar against santa and one of his reindeer. A wonderful game... Press P when you're done playing..
You've reached the end. Yes, Mutt hoss may lack plot, simple in gameplay, but rich in beats and visual effects and will get you whispering about it to the next individual. Please share the wealth of the knowledge, be the Mutt Hoss, and yeah, just live it up sir and/or ma'am. Thank you for playing
I seriously hope this game doesn't get deleted.
What a meme
lol wtf did i just play
this is the worst game on newgrounds
Loved the gif action at the end! And da beatz..... DA BEATZ!!!!!
15? Hopefully that doesn't mean what I think it means! It functions in the purple subconscious land as its own entity, yet it's FAR from human .^. ::shakes in boots:: :)