Enter the academy and come out with the skills necessary to not only play like a bucketman, but succeed in the elsewhere. You will be going through some heavy stuff, and I don't wanna give much away but I suppose you can scroll down and get a glimpse of the life:

You got the tile screen, conductors throwing cds and one of the dancers countering that with gramophones, vikings throwing umbrellas for the sheriff, gunmen shootin tumbleweeds and gangsters makin it rain.

Featuring sequenced midis from Miami Sound Machine, Rednex, and Hiroki Kikuta. Press C, V, B, or N to switch tracks and they will revert to the intended track on each frame of course. hopefully this will satisfy any unknown cravings.

Frame 2 was the first frame and introduces the game, take your ship to the umbrella land which I kinda took from the game cuz it was causing trouble, but imagine you need to use the umbrella to get that frame you just saw and head into the drive in..

People are watching a soap with a nicely done game of pool in the background, this is the movie we're talking about and you're taking to the controls, go get em. I can't get a perfect game without a scratch but you're doing good if you can scratch less than the double digits if you know what I'm saying.

Now you can play the bongo, make sure you get your teeth in the explosion, you can click to get it in the middle or if you want you could just click once each time to start it up, your call

Now it's about getting equipped, you can't just become a bongo king.. You gotta be READY, so grab the stuff and get ready. Don't worry if it's overbouncing in the underneath.

Aww man you come back and they're already so rowdy at least you're equipped though... Put them all to sleep. Scarecrow's gotta heart too you know.

AWW YEAH ANTIQUE SALE.. What this have to do with bongos? It's hillbilly bongoin.. You gotta get it while it FRASH.

Man Now for the bongoin action... You've got the wedding bells going after you, you've become a bongoin Legend... Beep it out and overcome this, you got it..

Now you're top of the line, you gotta design, and this is the end.. press d to change your design utils as right click does, you know, a bunch of random stuff that has nothing to do with the task at hand.. R crashes the app in this version because well, you can't go back sometimes see, it's the life you led and it's given to you in a small virtual form so you can see what a life of hillbilly bongo school can give you..

Edutainment, innovation, and a couple nice minigames to hold you over.

Made for the "Consider enslaved Wrangler adult females overshoes" Spambot improptu game jam.

http://www.glorious trainwrecks.com/node/4281