This game is amazing. Even I got all the medals I still play it!
Fantastic game. Made me laugh more than once. :)
Here's how to get the endings:
1.Go to gf's house without killing anyone.
2.Kill crab, press 2 at court, then smash the memorial.
3.Kill crab, and when at court, jump out of box and onto lights, then kill judge.
4.Kill crab, and when at court, jump out of box and out of window.
5.Kill crab, press 1 at court, then apologize at memorial.
6.Kill crab, press 2 at court, and don't interact with memorial.
Objection your honor! I'd like to see you make that jump!
awesome whens the next one coming out...if there is gonna be one
lol CAT RAGE