who tf plays this. I wanted to like this. the title was getting me excited for a silly newgrounds weed game, but all i got was garbage. whoever made this is brain dead, and should watch a 30 fucking minuet youtube video on how to code. this could have been the game for all stoners, but it was a lie! why i hate it?
1: you can't really jump, its more like flying but he got to lazy and stopped half way (just like the game dev when making this shithole)
2: the platforms are broken, and you can kinda use them, by hovering on them and spamming space
and 3: its just a basic game with weed PNGs. no really smoking.
the best parts about the game were the guy you play as and the name. this 12 year old game needs to be remade, and turned into something sweet, like a RPG about getting weed, so you can join the Stoner wizards. i came up with that on the fly, and its better then this fucking game. the guy 100% didnt copyright this, so everyone who can make games should use the name and avatar to make their own "Stoners United" games. the SUCU (Stoners United Cinematic Universe). I know we can turn this shitstain of a game into a powerful new game. no ones going to, but its still a good idea. if you read this all, you, like me, need to go outside.

is the joke that hes a blunt so hes high and can float?

Smoking the leafs of cannabis can make you impotent and hasn't nearly as much active substance as the not pruinose blossom.

The game itself is nothing a larger audience of players should ever see.
But here's half 'star for a kind of working thing.

wow... that's a shitty game.

I don't mind simple games - so long as they are playable. This one isn't.