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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.
Help create Season 2 of Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories!
Is it just me or have your messed-Up bible stories been shorter as of late?
Would be nice if you could make the next one last a little longer (like your old ones)
The length is dependent on the story I'm taking from the bible. Adding anything else to this episode only would've ruined it. A couple of the upcoming ones will be a bit longer. Probably not the next one tho.
I'm cool with this also.
Despite this being sacrilege or blasphemy for die-hard christians, it is hilarious. You get a deduction for playing with religion, but you get the rest for playing with religion really well, friend.
4 stars. I want more of this.
Its for a good cause
Genital mutilation for the Lord bitches!
We need to bring that back!
Four dwarven leaders in search for ancient treasure.
A Mystery Noir Series... Episode 6: Detective Swift confronts The Big Bad Wolf
Goofy dies. Sora cries.
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