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Messed-Up Bible Stories11

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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.

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Yeah, I went atheist some time ago. However, the amount of denial christians have concerning the most ridiculous of stories in the bible, is staggering. They rationalize the h3ll out of it. Literally. Or, they just turn it into a lack of faith and understanding on my part. Then they pretend like they understand, and just can't explain. Or, they'll "pray for me". Yeah, when people die, you hope there is some nice kind of after life, and why not? Our very existence now seems like some crazy horse $h*t. What's a bit more piled on.

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God is cool with that.

It has been too long. Too long since a new Messed up Bible Story has graced our presence. Let us all give thanks and rejoice on this joyous occasion.

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It's been a while since I last saw one on Newgrounds. I forgot how special these were! lol

Samination responds:

Well episode 10 was uploaded a couple months ago. :P But yeah, it's been a while! I needed to take some time off from the series.

Didn't you already do the Abraham and Isaac one?

I guess it doesn't matter what order they're in.

Samination responds:

Yeah, I'm not sure how I missed this story, but it had to be done! I was trying to do everything in chronological order, but this episode will be the only exception.

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4.35 / 5.00

Oct 2, 2012
2:19 PM EDT
Comedy - Original