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Messed-Up Bible Stories11

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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.

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Despite this being sacrilege or blasphemy for die-hard christians, it is hilarious. You get a deduction for playing with religion, but you get the rest for playing with religion really well, friend.

4 stars. I want more of this.

Reason we don't have system updates= He would have upgraded us to be living flesh tanks by now.

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I really love this series, especially your portrayal of god. I really appreciate your talent for making fun of the bible (which isn't that hard) and I can't wait for more. I grew up in a christian home so as a child I never really questioned this stuff until I got older but really your god character is the star of this series. This episode like all the others is very entertaining and I have nothing bad to say. Didn't you make a dvd or something? I just might buy it for support.

Genital mutilation for the Lord bitches!

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We need to bring that back!

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4.35 / 5.00

Oct 2, 2012
2:19 PM EDT
Comedy - Original