Nothing short of comedic gold. I love dark humor, and you managed to hit home in all the right places with this flash. Kudos.
Fair play man, good for a first time animation. Love the burning scene. The voice was hilarious! Maybe invest in a tablet if you are going to make more but whatever I'm just a guy, you dont have to listen to me!
I find it hard to believe that this is you very first attempt animating but if you say so.Anyway,you did an awesome job in my opinion(first or fifth attempt),from the animation,to the music,voices,script,timing,the whole thing was very entertaining and funny.Thankfully,the hidden wang eluded me and i almost promise that i'm not going to watch it again just to see if i can spot it.Shadow boners aside,I like your style so far so i'm going to look out for your future creations.
BURN THE HERETIC!!
This was better than I initially thought. I like the underlying message too. Good job for a first animation.