wow i'm kind of insane now
I can't really even do as newgrounds' rules say and "offer constructive criticism to the artist get better". This isn't even a game, all you can do is die. or, start the game landing on a square, then die. I don't even see a point in making this.
I've just got to ask, why don't you include some sort of controls instruction? I can see the Chuck Norris humor attempt and it was kind of funny the very first time, but there's literally nothing to the game. Half a star because you would have to submit a game with just a title screen to get less.
at first it was kinda frustrating but it get gets easier after you get the golden armor from the room in the third floor