Great game, I just wish that the tequila ability was upgradable.
Very well done for what it is. The rate at which you see new weapons and enemies really keeps it interesting for a while. If only this game was side-scroller with actual levels to walk through... it would really be something special.
I came here for TITS!!! and nothing else.
While the lagging and freezing are frustrating aspects of game-play, I'll attribute them to my abysmally slow computer. The music never gets tiresome to hear, and the graphics are superb. Overall, this submission is another awesome Newgrounds game that deserves hours of devotion from sedentary nerds like me.
orignally i was gonna take a star and a half for the short repetitive music and easy gameplay. but the "your princess is in another castle mf'er" part made my day