At first, I thought it said "Captain Dildo". Now I KNOW that's what it said. It really was brilliant to spell it like that. I don't see why a woman would put her dildo up her butt. Then again...I'm going to end right here. I loved the animation in this.
You had no idea how it would end. I guess looking back at the title, it should have been more apparent. That just made it all the more enjoyable. I just love the music. Great little joke.