A great game that took about forever to finally achieve all medals in!

Too bad it looks like 3 people cheated it. Scores above the 15k's are not possible in this game, and to get a score in the 15k's you'll need pixel precision and flawless execution of a flawless strategy as well as absence of lag.

In particular there's one level where you'll need to make a huge "leap of faith" left to skip a bunch of blocks on the way down, and in the next-to-last level you'll need to fall left of the starting block, then make your way back around right and finally squeeze in barely to the right of spikes and barely to the left of a block near the end so that you don't hit it (hitting it slows you down).

very nice game but its so hard on the parkour stage.Also there is a glich on the 2nd stage when you go down if you keep slaming onto the left wall you get teleported on the bus stop

Just that Super Fast medal left now! :) Took a few tries, but even when you fail time upon time it's a strangely addicting game. Simple, fast-paced, varied and easy to try and try again. Practice makes perfect too; the only shortcut that seems a bit difficult to master is the third. Each side-step you take makes for valuable time though, small differences like running off rather than jumping off an edge/block/etc. Feels like the levels are really carefully designed with time in mind. Fun; catchy game! Nice work.

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Nice programmed, nice style but I still have something to say, that destroys the game for me.
First of all, you cheated at your own game. Look at the scores and if you rly think because you're the dev, you can cheat at your own game, you're just one poor guy I rly won't collaborate anything with.

Then - it's just offending fat ppl. Not saying, that laughing about something isn't good but there's no irony, no joke behind the fact, that a fat dude is running to a fast food restaurant just for eating.
It is lovely, sure it is. Like a oldschool game and I rly like oldschool games but the fact, that you cheated on your own game for being #1 ranked just destroys it for me, knowing that the dev is an arrogant asshole or a troll, I don't know and for others who are rank hunters.

Srsly man, it's not like the game isn't good but this time, I'm rating not the game directly yet the dev, who's cheating and puts medals in a game where these medals are just not able to get because....srlsy dude I made some perfect runs, still didn't got 'em but I don't care anymore. I don't like this game because it's bad, I don't like this game because of its message that it contains, even if wanted or not and for the fact, that you want to be #1 in ranked list on your own frickin' game. Jeez I know it's stupid to go back to the same argument but that is something that makes me rage and disappointed at the same time. Disappointed, that a dev with that talent made a game good but with a offending message which made the game bad.

Technically good but fun? I had fun at the beginning, now I'm typing this sh*t here for you to understand that a dev doesn't cheat at his own damn game. God dammit!

1.5/5 Stars
Son, I'm disappointed.

Great music, great platforming, great level design, great retro graphics.

You know what isn't great? The fat shaming. "Oh it's someone wants food from their favorite restaurant. That must mean they're obese! durr" Hate to break it to you, but just because someone is hungry doesn't make them fat. Everyone gets hungry. This is so biased it makes me sick. And I don't even care if you somehow happen to comment back saying, "Hey I'm actually over weight. This isn't an insult to me so you're silly for thinking it's offensive." It literately would not validate the awful message your game portrays, especially onto people who are thin.

I do want more robust video game characters. All you see in video games are thin athletic ones. There's no diversity. Thin people rule the media and tv's, and that's exactly why people close to me have been hurt and unhappy with their body. So yes, I DO wish we had video over weight video game characters, but not like this. Not where such a big part of their personality, or in your game their entire motivation, is to eat. Because that doesn't help progress the community for over weight people, just makes thin people feel validated that they can continue to make fun of them. It perpetuates the idea that over weight people are slobs that are hungry all the time and go crazy over food.

If you care at all about people and the bad message your game is projecting (and your own character), you'll change the character model into a thin person, but I doubt you'll do it.