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Fuck Town: Thai Paradise

rated 3.63 / 5 stars
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May 28, 2012 | 4:32 AM EDT

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Brian worked hard all last year and was very tired. Tomorrow he goes to Thailand to relax and have a good holiday. Everyone knows that Thailand is one of the world's most popular places for sex tourists. So our hero has a good chance to fuck someone over there.



Rated 1 / 5 stars

This game is so tedious its borderline experimental. Its like this is a conceptual art piece, with half executed ideas, a weird mix of careful and completely absent - as it evidence of any user feedback testing. Its evidence of being built for a deadline, it feels rushed due to overambition.

Some examples - barely legible sex hints due to poor contrast, but the scenes themselves are well animated. A repetitively dull ATM mechanic that gets dropped leaving where to go next a case of persistence. A completely counter intuitive blackjack scene, where winning is time-wasting and losing is the desired goal. A fetch quest that needs to be solved by completing - not making this up - a second fetch quest.

The art is an odd mix of high standard if, possibly generic stock assets and plain poor icons. The storyline, what little there is about the most unexciting holiday romance possible. Dialogue would be plain awful if it wasn't so mispelled and semi-coherent that it becomes slightly immersive, though its enough to make you pick a wrong answer and miss a porn scene.

The sex? Nothing exceptional. Forgettable really - doesn't help that the woman isn't characterised beyond "designated sex goal".

Incidentally, I replayed this (out of an odd mix of curiosity and masocism) trying to pick EVERY single wrong choice. The result? Still got the last sex scene. And still rated at 100% for it.

As a sex game its sub par (the score reflects this), though its obvious the creator is talented (a fact that sadly isn't reflected in the scoring metric).

As a lesson is sex game design its a must play - its like a tutorial for what works (some elements are great), what doesn't, what happens when a project is over ambitious, padded, when features aren't killed and the script isn't checked for typos, bad grammar or tedious pacing.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I have never not been in such


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

gets good toward the end

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A lot of people are seriously trashing this game for its "tedious" gameplay. The chances of these haters getting a GF=0%. You don't simply just say "let's get it on, babe!" and expect to get anything like that. This is a lot more realistic. Patience is a virtue, and has its rewards.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

This started out decent enough, despite some tedious stuff like not being able to carry money on you. Then came the sun tan lotion sequence, WOW who ever programed this piece of... But I digress. It's not that I hate this type of game or anything either. Some other FT games have fun little mini games but this is tediousness to an extreme I'd not thought possible.