DMTommo bro what (and i mean this in the most loving way) IS THIS
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100 MPH Spank! 10 Points
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points
Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points
Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag 10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points
Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points
Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points
Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points
This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points
Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points
A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points
You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points
You found all 29 different endings!
Author Comments
Make sure your flash screen is active for the minigames, click the screen.
Animated and coded in 24 days, this was my final project for my studio course. Start off as a sperm cell, and play through a series of seamlessly integrated mini-games that change the course of your life. There are 29 different endings!
Voice acting by Arin Egoraptor Hanson!
galaxius-101 lol
EntityDoesCartoons this is hard
OliverCHILL Velocity Five!!!!!!!!!!
UnusualInstance6 How much work did you put into this!?!
You rarely (if ever) see a game where the narrating voice talks in rhyme for the whole duration of the game, let alone a flash game. It surely gets a place among my favorites here on Newgrounds. The artstyle was enjoyable, and the gameplay was neither too easy nor too hard (at least for a noob like me).
Really well done!
Credits & Info
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- Score
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4.55 / 5.00
- Uploaded
- May 21, 2012
- 5:32 PM EDT
- Genre
- Adventure - Other
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Frontpaged May 22, 2012
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Weekly Users' Choice May 23, 2012
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Daily Feature May 23, 2012
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