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Relive Your Life

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100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Author Comments

Make sure your flash screen is active for the minigames, click the screen.

Animated and coded in 24 days, this was my final project for my studio course. Start off as a sperm cell, and play through a series of seamlessly integrated mini-games that change the course of your life. There are 29 different endings!

Voice acting by Arin Egoraptor Hanson!

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Way do damn hard to complete, not interesting enough for me to spend time trying. I did what I could but when it came to typing the sentences (I'm a really slow typist), and the arrow sequences, the amount of effort made it too frustrating to continue.
Not trying to be mean, sorry.

My fisrt ending was with Godman Freenan.

if some of the qte's were slightly easier, this would be a 10/10

FrozenFire responds:

sorry

Hmmm Press X to do must stuff its like Press X to not die

i got to be a god after shaking chuck norrises hand 20/20