Suddenly it all makes since. The razor company MUST have been jewish! On a serious note though, I love it. Pulling off a silent animation can be incredibly hard if you don't know what you're doing, and you did a stunning job. Not only that, but this cartoon was actually fairly nostalgic, for me, because as I watched it, I couldn't help but remember all those saturday night cartoons i used to watch every week. This was incredibly well executed, absolutely hilarious, and one of the best animations I've seen this year on newgrounds.
I look forward to more from you, and I do hope you will make more! You've made yourself another fan, my friend, and you can only make more at this rate!