Nice, I like it :)

Im looking for escapism. Ive got enough mushy slobs in my real life.

Awesome!
Why? Cos this is the game of my childhood!!!
I was waiting some kind of parody on this for quite long period of time!
Thank you man! Your parody made my day!
Newgounds need more Adevnture island parodies! I'm serious!

I'm just gonna say, WORST GAMER EVER; you missed SO MANY items it was painful, man! D; haha
All jokes aside, I enjoyed this. It's always refreshing to see a flash around here with some live action elements to it (as long as it's done well), and I think you did a good job translating that element. And the old school NES game style you used was great, really made me laugh. Good job, thanks for the nostalgia. lol :)

perty accurate to the actualy first lvl of the game... lame game choice however