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Straight Bullyism

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Apr 11, 2012 | 8:38 AM EDT

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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.


Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235



Rated 2 / 5 stars

Interesting concept and it has high quality. I would of preferred more over dramatic voice actors. Would of really added to the feel of the game. Also I would of liked to have some better music. The game is good but its just not fun (for me anyways). If you would of really kept the jokes coming and had some dramatic voice actors (like ego raptor or johnny utah) it would of been funnier and I would of probably easily gave this a 5. As it is right now I am going to give it a 2 out of 5.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Well, this was the most boring, time wasting, stupid game I have played in ages.

I mean, you have to be VERY shit at coding a game to make it split into 3 parts but still only take 5 min to beat each one.

This game is a pathetic waste of time, I feel sorry for you.. I mean, 3 whole years for this giant piece of cr@p.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Hmm so long loading, then waiting, then loading again, i finished another game while this was loading lvl 1 still.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

The heck up with the missing system? I'm forced to use fart and lose SE and not punching/attacking.
I din't like the game.Not because it's about bullying, but it's just boring and repetitive.
And I know is not easy AT ALL.
But me personally din't like the game.


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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars