Straight Bullyism

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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on StraightBullyism.com. This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.


Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235


unaceptable, I must bully you until you fix all bugs; you must get this working perfectly so I can show it at my school as my homework....
I'll be waiting, you have 24 hours ... more

otherwise... nice, but it's bullying legal?

Good Game, The Bully is 12, me too, I shall destroy that world.

I like the game. I like the music, the voice acting, and the cut scenes. I feel there was some lack of variety. The enemies seem to be the same. Same nerd, but different colors. I wish the each color nerd would say something different. But, I do like the BattleStar Galatica attack. I did not bother any other attack. I just fart on them.

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Obviously Bantick and Chewietehhamster were bullied or are being bullied. That being said, I found the game to be enjoyable. The art was simple as was the gameplay, but that didn't seem to detract from game's fun. And the auto attack button helped out quite a bit when just trying to wrack up hw points. The only thing I would like to have seen is an actual level up system where you get experience from the people you bully. Other than that it was an enjoyable game.

really fun game! just a lil buggy on my pc :/

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3.60 / 5.00

Apr 11, 2012
8:38 AM EDT
Adventure - RPG