Straight Bullyism

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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on StraightBullyism.com. This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.


Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235


Hahaha, self-esteem meter naturally decreases for a bully unless he fights or smokes.

Works as a game mechanic and works as social commentary. My hat is off to you, sir.

Game itself was interesting, but got stale around level 3 because it was basically the same shit over and over. Saying that, I'd play part 4 if you ever get around to it.

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Dr. CrabbleSnitch? yo did you get the inspiration for this game from Bully? the game for Ps2? it's cool lol

I liked the game, however one thing that was kind of annoying was just bump into a random student, random fight starts, if it happens by accident,I guess my only way to escape is run away and lose some SF.

Well, that was fun. Could have been a little more varied, but still: I couldn't do any better. Cheers!

the game guilthed when im doing misson 3 can someone help

Hahaha, was really funny. And it got me genuinely angry when that kid spits on you

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3.60 / 5.00

Apr 11, 2012
8:38 AM EDT
Adventure - RPG