Straight Bullyism

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You're an elementary school bully that plays by his own damn rules. Use your bullying skills to cheat your way through 6th grade in an effort to avoid boarding school.

Straight Bullyism is a turn-based, character-building RPG influenced by Fallout 3, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and The World's Hardest Game. Also, think of SB as half-game and half-cartoon, because there's a ton of cutscenes. Also, it took me *3 DAMN YEARS* to make!

WARNING: SB is a multi-part game; after completing level 1 you will be prompted to open level 2 in a new window on StraightBullyism.com. This is because the game was far too large to fit into one file, and I wasn't aware earlier of any way of making that happen. Sorry if this is annoying, but it was either that or I left the game with just one level.

Apparently a bunch of people have gotten stuck at various loading screens. You can try clicking the "Reload" button once, and then open the "Trouble Loading" window. If you see a black square, close the Trouble Loading window and wait, your game should continue loading. This may not work, so if not I'm sorry. I definitely won't ever make a multi-part game again.

Also, there's a bug in level 1 which causes the game to freeze after you accept the second or third mission. I can't fix it. However, it's really rare and highly unlikely that you will encounter it, but if you do... sorry, you will have to refresh the page and start again.

Finally, some people have reported that the game doesn't work in Google Chrome but does work in other browsers, such as FireFox. Try FF if you are having troubles in Chrome.


Levels: 3
Missions: 15 (17 including 2-parters)
Cutscenes: 28 (12:19 total runtime)
Enemies: 9 (3 bosses)
Special Attacks: 9
Items: 7
Characters: 34
Voice Actors: 8
Rooms: 24
Fight Sprites: 80
Instances of Enemies: 390
Sound Files: 235


it was pretty alright, i hated dying and having to restart from the beginning, the other characters might have been a bit too strong or the hp and se couldve been a bit higher, other than that pretty cool game

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The flash was charmingly horrible, but still a decent game. It feels all little low budget but being completely made by one person, I'll give you a break on the quality (I couldn't do better lol)

One BUG problem though; once I found the skateboard the game froze. Dunno what that's all about.

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Snubby responds:

What is going on in this world??! That has never happened to me and I've gotten the skateboard at least 300 times. Sorry! I think my code has been cursed, or perhaps haunted by code ghosts.

Seems pretty cool, but the first boss never finishes loading :\ It gets stuck at 69%

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Bug report. Game stalled during dialog "Looks like that nerd I just roughed up was the president of the chess club"

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i wish i could give you some more stars for your work but either way till the part where it wants to load the first boss it was nice to play.
to but the bug you have keep bugging me.
nontheless give you 2,5 for the effort and the part i could play.

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3.60 / 5.00

Apr 11, 2012
8:38 AM EDT
Adventure - RPG