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The Bester Game Ever Made

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Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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Author Comments

WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE BEACH!

THIS IS THE BESTER GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2012. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE BEACHES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTER GAME EVER MADE.

P.S.: SINCE THIS IS A SEQUEL, BE SURE TO PLAY "THE BEST GAME EVER MADE" AT: newgrounds.com/portal/vie w/566286

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I died a third time by the stupid snake laser eyes aft touching the colleagues glasses. after a while the incessant deaths become a hindrance

HORRIBLE Game the last one waz 10/10 this ones 0/10 so sad this game is doo doo

For all of those people who think this game doesn't need to be called by it's name, check the date. Oh, and does anyone know how to get the last medal?

WILSON!!!!!! *sob*

great game When you use the joke on that snowconez girl, she flips everywhere saying HAHAH ut its almost as good as http://bester.ws even though the joke was not really fun, b

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Score
3.60 / 5.00

Uploaded
Apr 1, 2012
11:26 AM EDT
Genre
Adventure - Point 'n Click
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