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Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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Author Comments

WELCOME TO MR. DINOSAUR'S DAY AT THE BEACH!

THIS IS THE BESTER GAME EVER MADE IN THE YEAR 2012. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE PLAYING IT!

WE WENT BACK IN TIME SO THAT WE COULD CREATE THIS GAME AND MAKE BOLD CLAIMS ABOUT IT BEING OVER FOUR BILLIONS YEARS IN THE MAKING. NO OTHER GAME CAN MAKE SUCH A BOLD CLAIM, AND IF IT DOES, IT'S PROBABLY LYING AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? YOU LIKE BEACHES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU LIKE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! DO YOU HATE GAMES? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!

USE YOUR MOUSE TO NAVIGATE MR. DINOSAUR THROUGHOUT THE BEACH AND OCEAN AND PERFORM ALL OF THE VITAL TASKS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T COLLAPSE ON ITSELF. YOU'LL EVEN GET MEDALS FOR DOING IT, AND YOU CAN CUT THESE MEDALS OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND PIN THEM TO YOUR CHEST UNTIL YOU BLEED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PLAYING THIS AMAZING GAME, IT IS YOUR CIVIC DUTY TO WRITE AN INCREDIBLY IN-DEPTH USER REVIEW / REPORT IN THE SECTION BELOW EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHY THIS IS THE BEST GAME YOU'VE EVER PLAYED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. THEN CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION AND DEMAND THAT THEY AIR A REPORT ON HOW THIS GAME HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RID THE WORLD OF WOE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE AND ENJOY THIS BESTER GAME EVER MADE.

P.S.: SINCE THIS IS A SEQUEL, BE SURE TO PLAY "THE BEST GAME EVER MADE" AT: newgrounds.com/portal/vie w/566286

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I need some help on how to capture the crab and get the joke for the snowcone, PM me if you could help me



here is the Walktrought

take the lotion, touch the towel a crab come out ,go right until you reach the blue guy,take Wilson the ball, go back to the kid and the castle trow Wilson to the castle,take the arms,go back to the blue man give him the arms ,he give you a dinosaur joke ,take the joke to the girl in the stand ,take the ice cone, give it to the kid that is left ,take the cube,go left and take the cube into the crab,go rigth until you reach the sea you lose wilson here, dont touck the duck keep walking until he poop take it, go right, give it to the shark ,now you can pass ,go back to the jellyfish trow him the crab you recibe the dead jellyfish, go back to sunburned men give him the lotion and the jellyfish,he gives you a crowbar .go right until you reach the manhole,use the crowbar,now talk to the turtles until the game ends.

MEDALS

Good call-Start the game
Armed and Dangerous-take the arms after destroying the castle
Comedy Gold-After the blue man gives you the epic joke
Fonz Whisperer-talk to fonz (the motorcycle man) enought times
I Have Crabs!-Take the crab with the cube
Sorry Wilson-Go to the sea with wilson beforo destroying the sandcastle(you have to restart the game)
Afterlife Affection-go right until you found a ghost,talk to him (have to restart the game)
Bob Buddy-Give the sunburned man the lotion and the jellyfish
Eye for Value-take the duck poo before it touch the ground
Snowcone Savior-give the kid the snowcone
Talktative-talk to everithing in the game sand,sky water in each phase,characters,things before taken
Dino Master-Finish the games

Spoilers next(Secret Medals)

Sea Spectacle-take the crab to the jellyfish
Turtle Gropper-touch a turtle in the final stage
Lonesome fury-touch the duck(have to restart the game)
Temporal Paradox-die first withe the ghost and go back to the same black room touch you own ghost

Hope that helped!!


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Aw I didn't get to eat the pizza due to too much talking.



I really enjoyed how everything was interactive. Nothin' quite like chatting with a beach umbrella.

But this really shouldn't have been rated E. It should be T by language alone.

Hmm, didn't find the last medal. Oh, well.


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Apr 1, 2012
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Adventure - Point 'n Click
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