We're grateful to Pomu, our latest supporter!

We're 15 people from our target today. Why don't you be one of them?

You can support NG too and get tons of perks for just $2.99.

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

Hungry Gamers

Share Collapse


Log in to save your medals! Don't have an account? Create one for free!

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Author Comments

Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item


This game is imposible you just cant get past the second knife

cant we dodge the knife like!srsly!

umm......???? what the heck is this??

@Below these achievements are possible to get maybe you were logged out dummy... And besides the game is an april fools joke... Wait now i get what you are saying You can't find achievements? Then why don't you keep playing for like an hour and a half c;

Anyways i think this game is awesome for an april fools joke, almost noone knew at first

I can't achieve a single achievment! Even getting a BAG gives NOTHING!

Click on an icon to vote on this!

Credits & Info

2.80 / 5.00

Apr 1, 2012
8:07 AM EDT
Action - Other