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Update: This was an April Fools joke. You can't survive the knife. Sorry to everyone who got sad!

This game is a parody and is not officially associated with those books and movies.

Arrow Keys = Run
A = Use Weapon
S = Interact
D = Use Item

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YOU CAN'T BEAT THIS THING AT ALL!* if you're looking for a proper beatable game, look for something else.

*deliberate decision from devs; it's a joke game


Took a while, but after a few tries and intense dodging, the rest of the game turned out to be incredibly immersive and well thought out! For everyone feeling frustrated about the opening segment, don't worry, because as I found out, all you have to do to get around the knife is

the best part is when you are at the mountains fighting the bears and the raiders.

This is like the Kobayashi Maru

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3.18 / 5.00

Apr 1, 2012
8:07 AM EDT
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