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How I Got Through SWTOR

rated 4.18 / 5 stars
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Mar 6, 2012 | 6:25 PM EST

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So the dialogue in this game is so incredibly cheesy, and sometimes when you choose one thing your character will say another. Your "choices" have no real effect either, and the game is incredibly linear and limiting, which shouldn't be the case with MMOs. It was fun for a while but I don't want to pay a monthly fee for a game that's virtually single player.

I played for 2 weeks then stopped. Not because of what I joked about in the video, but I'm just not that big in MMOs, but Guild Wars 2 does look pretty promising..



Rated 5 / 5 stars

THANK YOU, my friend always calls this the greatest game ever, and never stops playing it even though there are a shit ton of flaws i'll have to show him this

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Yeah i use crome too no prob. Haven't played the game yet, so what i am taking out of this is that killing people is the way to go if you want to look like someone who enjoys killing kittens and eating them.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

really nice.. and that other guy who gave bad rating cause he couldn't play on chrome.. well my computer did just fine and i use chrome.. nothing wrong there

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TerminalMontage responds:

Excellent! Thank you :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol good one :D

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

What I hate about SWTOR:

1. It's just remake of Age of Conan stupid key smashing combat mechanics. You need to smash attack to get rage as Warrior, smash attack when you're out of power/bulets/focus or whatever. Bioware, Y U NO copy autoatack just like in WoW? When all characters are actually autoatackers and there's just no "caster" class because you hybrided Shadow/Assassin into stealth rogue/caster burst/melee fighter?

2. 10-49 and 50 PvP brackets. Excellent choice.
3. Stupid Khem Val doesn't like my non-Sith attitude so i send him for Archeology all day long.

4. Optimalisation is horrible. Never seen so weak graphic game to cut on like 15-20 people PvP Battleground. It went perfectly for WoW's 80 people AVs, somehow it horribly laggs for simpliest PvP in SWTOR.

And I never cared for good dialogs in MMORPG either. Got used to "show alligment shift" in SWTOR, still, dialogs are not as expected, you've got some point. And quite an animation you have, it's all a true story.

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TerminalMontage responds:

I hated the rail shooter space combat in comparison to Star Wars Galaxies' open space world.

Thank you!