Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Joe Zombie 4 inspired me to make this. This isn't nearly as good as any joe zombie but its kinda cool, the plot is ok, and its sometimes funny. The alternet endings are jokes. Infact one of them isn't even an ending. And, yes i did all the voices and yes they suck. Make sure you turn the volume up about twice as much as normal. It makes it so you can actually hear the voices and the bullets are loud making it cooler. I really hope you like it.