GOON: The Game!

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Neck Pain 5 Points

Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

The Best Offense 5 Points

Block an attack

Merciful 10 Points

Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY

Shirt Hurt 10 Points

Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

Take A Dip 10 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Norris

Enforcer 25 Points

Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves

Ground N Pound 25 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter

Sliced N Iced 25 Points

Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

Goon God 50 Points

Defeat all of your opponents

Headhunter 50 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea

Author Comments

Based on the new film about hockey enforcers entitled "GOON", this is a game where we blend the fight sequences from Blades of Steel with the brutality of Mortal Kombat. In GOON: The Game, you take on the role of Doug Glatt, a hockey enforcer who will fight for his team to the death... literally! Learn all of Doug's special attacks to defeat all who stand in your path, and then finish them off with a GOONALITY!


Arrow Keys = Move

A = Power Punch
S = Power Kick
Z = Quick Punch
X = Quick Kick
Backwards = Block

P = Look Up Special Attack Moves / Pause Game
S+X = Perform a GOONALITY! (when opponent is near death)
O = Options Menu (must be accessed from main menu)

Now hit the ice and fight for your team, Doug!


Well, this is a pretty fun game for a movie absolutely no one will care about in three months. The Mockery guys are pretty good at making retro-style stuff like and, while flash presents pretty limited opportunity for a "Street Fighter"-style fighter, this does a good jump of recreating the style.

Though that last guy totally fucking cheats.

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Great game, although Rhea is hard as shit. I beat him by pounding furiously on the buttons.

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I KILLED HIM! I KILLED HIM! I FU**ING KILLED RHEA! YES! My goodness that took forever! But I killed 'em!

i get pwned rhea

Lost in the last round against rhea. I actually beat him in the second round and then he put his foot down and beat me. I thought that it was a bit cheap making the quick attacks ineffective against him, and instead force the player to do power attacks.

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Credits & Info

3.80 / 5.00

Mar 1, 2012
1:57 PM EST
Action - Fighting - Brawler