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Dreamalyzer

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Using mostly science, this program was developed by smart people, possibly from a University or something, to allow people professional level dream analysis FOR FREE at HOME!

Instructions:

Answer questions to describe your dreams and get a detailed analysis. Then share it on Facebook. SHARE IT!!!

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Subject's dream type: Flying Dream
In my professional opinion, I am very hot and should be making 300k a year stripping in Vegas instead of listening to this crap.

Furthermore...
You have nothing to hide and are proud of who you are
Treatment: None needed

wow lol

wow,not what i expected
dream type:flying dream
subject has a distinct fear of committing
furthermore...
you fear that people will see through your true self and you will be exposed as a fraud or a phony.
treatment:none needed
patient notes:sweet

subject's dream type: daydream
you feel that your genitals are inadecuate

furthermore...
you can't go on ignoring your grandmother. you need
to find closure and spend time giving her spongebaths

treatment: suicide

my observation:......shit

Subject's dream type: Healing Dream

Subject is in deep denial about the numerous failures in his recent future.

Furthermore...
Subject exhibits violent tendencies towards society.

Treatment: None known at this time

My Observation:
Well..... Fuck...

She got it right on the knob! I'm afraid of some flaw getting to the public.