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Claw Crusher 5 Points

Beat the first boss.

Double Defense 5 Points

Beat the second boss.

Young Trump 5 Points

Beat Classic mode.

Triumphant Trump 10 Points

Beat the game.

Trumped-Up 25 Points

Beat the game with at least $100B left.

Author Comments

Swing the hammers of cold hydraulic justice to defend the Donald's dollars from bots & burglars!

Up/Down arrows: MOVE
Space: SMASH

Visuals/Concept: Ansel Lies
Programming: Stevie Critoph

Ansel: This idea's been turning around in my head since 8th grade. I'm glad it's finally outta there, man.

Stevie: Ansel made a demo for this over 3 years ago (which is now 'classic mode'), and after a few weeks of remaking it we pretty much ditched the project (I don't remember why). We revived it like 2.5 years later for no real reason, and here it is!


This game needs help. It has a strong concept but there's a glaring flaw with the overall challenge:

The lightning traps.

1. The traps are hidden underneath your smasher, you can't see them all the time.
2. They can have a tendency to sit on top of your smasher while you're stunned, meaning you get stun-locked. That is not good.
3. They protect the enemies too well, I can't get to enemies taking the money when there's an electric beam blocking me.

Remove lightning traps for the level. OR, use them exclusively for the bosses, where instead of lightning traps and enemies you just have the traps and the boss.

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Good graphics and gameplay but it's too annoying. Next time make a game that's enjoyable.

simple but fun game. killing those dudes is satisfying and i like how the game changes overtime a little bit and there's some bosses

FUCK! fucking serious? two fucking zapper things? im sure as the game progresses there are more, but seriously! the paralyzing thing gets seriously annoying. good challenge, i guess im not at that level of gaming, but COME ON! im just ranting.. it's a pretty good game if you have alot of patience

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It's a good game and its fun, but it looses its charm after awhile. Maybe a wave system and upgrades would make it better. All in all I enjoyed playing it, but I don't know when I'd come back to it.

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Credits & Info

3.33 / 5.00

Feb 4, 2012
5:38 PM EST
Action - Other